a bear on a star

some-dude-called-jab:

agilescramble:

someactorkid:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

algebraicsmile:

lack-of-almost-everything:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

ghost-anus:

thedoktahandroestylah:

razzledazzy:

teaspoon-of-tabi:

sir, your lawn’s broken.

did you try turning it on again and off again?

Try ALT+F4

just scrape off the burnt part

try adding some ketchup, it fixes everything.

Just pick the meat out.

Eh send it back and get a new one

You should have actually read the terms and conditions. 

Try replacing the battery

Press the restart button.

Just use some Duct tape.

Use windex

(via some-dude-called-jab)